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RE: Kids say the darndest things

Lizzie — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:04:14 GMT

[quote][b]stephanie.hargis (6/27/2008)[/b][hr]So, my 3 year old nephew said the funniest thing the other day and I had to share it!

My SIL had a baby and they named her Braleigh. Well, my nephew Brayden was playing with something and Braleigh took it from him. This made Brayden mad and he yelled at her "Braleigh, why don't you just get back in mommy's tummy!" When my SIL shared the story with me I thought I was going to pee my pants! I can just hear him saying that![/quote]

ha ha ha!

Sometimes I wish they could just get back in the tummy for an hour or two....

;)

RE: Kids say the darndest things

stephanie.hargis — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:11:14 GMT

So, my 3 year old nephew said the funniest thing the other day and I had to share it!

My SIL had a baby and they named her Braleigh. Well, my nephew Brayden was playing with something and Braleigh took it from him. This made Brayden mad and he yelled at her "Braleigh, why don't you just get back in mommy's tummy!" When my SIL shared the story with me I thought I was going to pee my pants! I can just hear him saying that!

RE: Kids say the darndest things

Lizzie — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:50:07 GMT

Hmmmm....this one reminds me of why I started this thread in the first place....

TODAY:

Mom: Do you want to help me with Samantha? Maybe play with her a bit so Mom can get some work done?

5-year-old-son: Um Mom, I have a very busy day today. I need to watch Noggin on t.v. for awhile and then maybe Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I'm just too busy. Sorry!

:rolleyes:

RE: Kids say the darndest things

Bee — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 13:01:16 GMT

[quote][b]Zee (3/7/2008)[/b][hr]My Darling Daughter has a chesty cough - which I lovingly gave to her! I sent her to bed with the humidifier blaring and she had a very nice nights sleep. When she got up in the morning she saw and heard me coughing VERY badly and she said "Mummy I think you should have the humidifier tonight" she is SO cute and thoughtful - LOVE her.

The very same morning she walked down our road with her Dad and her sister and just as her sister was getting on the school bus she fell over (this kid falls over fresh air ALL the time!) she stood straight up and waved smiling at her sister who was driving away. As soon as she was out of sight she started crying - she said she didn't want her sister to worry about her sad face all day :) Ahhhh!

I love my kids![/quote]

Your daughter is such a sweetheart being so thoughtful! :heart:

RE: Kids say the darndest things

Zee — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:10:14 GMT

My Darling Daughter has a chesty cough - which I lovingly gave to her! I sent her to bed with the humidifier blaring and she had a very nice nights sleep. When she got up in the morning she saw and heard me coughing VERY badly and she said "Mummy I think you should have the humidifier tonight" she is SO cute and thoughtful - LOVE her.

I love my kids!

RE: Kids say the darndest things

Lizzie — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:47:19 GMT

Good one today...

We were pulling into the driveway and my son saw a bunch of girls riding bikes on the sidewalk in front of our house. He says to me... "Mom, I need to go talk to those girls. Sometimes I'm shy but I like to be where the ACTION is!!!"

HA HA HA HA

RE: Kids say the darndest things

Bee — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:56:42 GMT

When my daughter was younger she used to really like Mozarella cheese, but she called it "Cinderella" cheese...:)

She's now 6 1/2 and recently decided she doesn't like mozarella cheese...

This is copied from my blog today:

Naomi used to be an awesome eater, she would eat a lot of things kids don't always like like smoked salmon or lentils salad... and lots of veggies from an early age, & try pretty much anything once....

Lately her tastes seem to change a lot and she refuses to eat a lot of things saying she doesn't like them anymore!
So I reacted to this this morning and told her "You used to be such a good eater, now you're a picky eater!"

To which she simply answered "I used to be a caterpillar, now I'm turning into a butterfly!" :-)

This kid cracks me up...

RE: Kids say the darndest things

Lizzie — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:19:10 GMT

[quote][b]ked (1/15/2008)[/b][hr]Today, my son (he's 3) asked (about a couple of friends of mine) "where is Miss Sandie taking Miss Jeanine?". I said "she's helping her to go pick up her car." (It was in the shop.) Wyatt then said "why? is it too heavy?" LOL Too cute. :)[/quote]

ha ha ha! Kids are so literal.

RE: Kids say the darndest things

ked — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:46:32 GMT

Today, my son (he's 3) asked (about a couple of friends of mine) "where is Miss Sandie taking Miss Jeanine?". I said "she's helping her to go pick up her car." (It was in the shop.) Wyatt then said "why? is it too heavy?" LOL Too cute. :)

RE: Kids say the darndest things

Zee — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:20:45 GMT

another one...We were watiching British Football (soccer) and Chloe askes her daddy "did you used to play football when you were younger?" he replied "yes" she squints her eyes and looks closely at the TV..."then where are you daddy?" hahahaha!

RE: Kids say the darndest things

Lizzie — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:16:17 GMT

Something my son said about a month ago has become a very quoted line between me and my hubby. He told us that for now, as well as when he grows up, he "just wants to be loud and play all day."

What's funny to me is he really sees this as an option. What a charmed life :)

RE: Kids say the darndest things

cuccicoo1002 — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 00:42:21 GMT

My DD came up with a good one today. She just turned 4, and we have a 3 month old. She said "Daddy, Alexandra likes me better, because my hands are soft to hold, and yours are hard and old"...

Also - not so much funny as cute...she likes Sicillian pizza, and she says "Can I have 'Sa-silly-an'??" probably sounds cuter IRL, but I had to share it.

RE: Kids say the darndest things

Zee — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 19:07:58 GMT

Here's another one, I found my diary with a few in...

...we were shopping one evening in QFC and Lynzee asked my husband John what time QFC closed, Chloe immediately said "I'll find out for you" and turned to the cashier and said "excuse me, what time do you go to bed?" :D

She was 5 at the time :)

RE: Kids say the darndest things

Lizzie — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:09:13 GMT

ha ha these are already cracking me up...

RE: Kids say the darndest things

Zee — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:19:24 GMT

What a clever 5yo - he worked you good!

I have one but not stamp related...my eldest daughter (now 8yo) when she was about 5 decided to start playing I-Spy, we were driving in the car. She said "something beginning with S" I said sky? street? sun? sidewalk? Nope. In the end I gave in. A big smile came on her face and she said STAR! I told her it was the middle of the day and that I didn't see any stars..."no Mummy, the sun is a star!" :w00t:

I wasn't such a willing participant of the game from that day forward!

RE: Kids say the darndest things

mytime — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:06:23 GMT

Oh I have a ton too!

But I'll keep this one stamp related.

I was shopping at Target, when Noah (my 5yo son) picked up a $10 Transformers COLORING book!

He said "Mom can I get this?"

me "$10! For a coloring book! Absolutely not. You have enough coloring books. You don't need to get something every time we come to the store. No way, put it back."

Noah "Please, I really want it"

me" I said no! Im not paying $10 for a coloring book when you have a bunch at home"

Noah "But mom you that a "hundreds of dolloars" of stamps, and get more everytime, why can't I get another coloring book?"

Me-"Put it in the cart, and be quite. Not another word" :ermm:

Who could argue with that! A 5yo boy notices how many sets I have and how much $ I spend! LOL! The least I could do was get the book for being such a good point maker!

RE: Kids say the darndest things

clownmom — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:15:19 GMT

My kids are all grown now, but my oldest said something when he was about four that I remember to this day. We were outside in the dark -- not sure why, but there we were -- and my husband asked him if he was okay in the dark. Doug looked up at him and said, "I can see in the dark, Daddy -- I have shiny eyes." That phrase has become part of our family vocabulary.

RE: Kids say the darndest things

Zee — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:54:22 GMT

Oh my where do I start??? We actually have C.C.O.T.D. Chloe Classics Of The Day hahahaha! She's just FULL of them!

Of course I having a hard time thinking of any right now...but I do remember this one, we were sitting at the dinner table and all of a sudden she blurts out "air tastes like nothing!" she had a shocked look on her face hahahaha! We all just fell to the floor laughing.

I'll have to think of some more, Iknow I wrote a bunch in my diary!

I'll be back!

Kids say the darndest things

Lizzie — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:33:54 GMT

My son said something today that just cracked me up...I actually had to blog it. He hates it when I drag him all over the place to do errands (sorry kid, you're 5 years old so there's not much ya can do about it right now ;)) and today, after dragging him to Starbucks with me, he let me know that he was really too busy for all this running around and that I was cutting into his t.v. time.

ha ha ha!

Reading funny things that kids say make's me laugh, and I know anyone with kids or who have been around kids have got stories to share. Share em' here...I'm always up for a good laugh!